Reason #54,655 Nick won’t have a pet

Nasty
Ass
Pet
Hair!

Mimi Klosterman's contribution to the household

Mimi Klosterman's contribution to the household


Needless to say a more frequent vacuuming schedule might be pertinent, but still it’s gross.
Cleaned house a bit today as it’s 10F outside, snowing and Cousinhead motivated me to clean.
Upon opening the vacuum canister a cloud of death did escape. It even formed a Death’s Head cloud before dissipating. So I’ll be dead soon from the biological weapon called our vacuum.

2 Responses to “Reason #54,655 Nick won’t have a pet”

  1. Andy says:

    Please, tell me that the fork shown in the picture will never again touch human lips!

  2. admin says:

    Errr…..it’l never touch human lips again?…ever… :P