Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
No? Yeah, me neither.
But I have ridden home most of the way on ice covered sidewalks after a night out at the bars. I only “wrecked” once on the way back after drinking quite a bit yet on the way in I “wrecked” twice. So what does that tell you? Yeah. Hellifiknow either.
And why does Emily lock the door when she leaves in the morning but not at night when she doesn’t know if I’ll come home? Is she more afraid of my security than she is of her own?
Why do hot dog buns come in packages of 8 and hot dogs come in packages of 10? Yakko? Wakko? Dot? Bueller?
Yeah time for bed. Teddy, Blanky….be there in a little bit….

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